who the fuck invented blowjobs. like who the fuck woke up one day and said “i’m gonna put that dick in my mouth” wtf
you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself
Men’s Rights Activists
the only thing these fingers are gonna be doing is making the sign of the cross bc u need jesus, child
i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do