Justaround

humorfever:

who the fuck invented blowjobs. like who the fuck woke up one day and said “i’m gonna put that dick in my mouth” wtf 

devildoll:

nosdrinker:

you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is

ok do u finger urself

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

UNF YOUR HANDS, i want you to finger me
Anonymous

graylees:

the only thing these fingers are gonna be doing is making the sign of the cross bc u need jesus, child

helloradness:

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

helloradness:

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

cat-core:

castleoflions:

This was a card at Target.

I laughed for fucking ever.

omg

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)